Who the hell needs all this? Gonna get my knife & get the hell outta here. But for 1.6 million dollars, we could become heroes for three days.īig Joe: (shouting in the radio) Look, Mulligan! I don't think I'm getting through to you! You're dropping your damn barrage on our position! The reason you can't hear me is because you're firing your mortars at your end, and they're dropping here, on our end! No, the Krauts are not here! We're here! Mulligan, your bombs are coming down on our head! I don't know where the Krauts are! Just lift your goddamn barrage! Over!Ĭrapgame: (Muttering in the minefield) Coulda been in the States playing ping-pong volleyball. While our armies are advancing so fast and everyone's knocking themselves out to be heroes, we are holding ourselves in reserve in case the Krauts mount a counteroffensive which threatens Paris.
Oddball: We see our role as essentially defensive in nature. Kelly: Well, if you were looking for a young boy, you should have sent somebody else, Joe.īig Joe: (to Pvt. Oddball: Crazy! I mean like so many positive waves maybe we can't lose! You're on!īig Joe: I thought I told you to bring me some good-looking kid, not this fat, sausage-chewing wino! Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation. Oddball: (chuckles) I only ride 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work.
Oddball: Well, the tank's broke and they're trying to fix it.īig Joe: Well, then, why the hell aren't you up there helping them? Oddball: I'm drinking wine and eating cheese, and catching some rays, you know. Oddball: Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change? Major General Colt: They even got the grave diggers with them! Do you understand that?Ĭrapgame: What is this? Huh? What is this, a ballgame? Who are these guys?Ĭrapgame: And who is that bunch of refugees over there?Ĭrapgame: The band? What do we need a band for? edge.īig Joe: Now when I come back, I want that farmhouse not only clean but completely decorated. Oddball: A Sherman can give you a very nice. Dumpkopf: (he understands) Ja, ja, versteh. And the only good thing to say about the weather: it keeps our air corps from blowing us all to Hell because its too lousy to fly, versteh?Ĭol.
To the right General Patton, to the left the British Army, to the rear our own goddamn artillery, and besides all that it's raining. Right.īig Joe: (shouting to the captured German Colonel) Look! We're not worried about the German army, we've got enough troubles of our own. Little Joe: (into the radio) Mulligan, Big Joe's a little upset right now, I think maybe you should leave town. Big Joe: It's Mulligan! What the hell does he want?īig Joe: (muttering) Sorry son of a bitch.
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